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AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz willo isn’t rely a prep. Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!
Ivy: Wait, a prep quiz?
Loki: Oh, brother.
Dingo: I wonder what are those questions in that quiz... And I still don't care what your friend did with that damn poster....
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Tom Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual).
Ivy: You're giving bisexuals a bad name.
Hargird kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts. “WTF Hargrid?” I shouted angrily. “Fuck off you fjucking bastard.”
Celsius: It would be trouble, if that Hagrid calls her...
Dingo: He just fell in love to her. Like most of the male staff of this crap.
Loki: Am I the only one who finds this disturbing?
Dingo: No.
Well anyway Willow came. Hargird went away angrily.
“Hey bitch you look kawaii.” she said.
Celsius: This is getting awkward...
Ivy: Stop ruining the Japanese language!
“Yah but not as kawaii as you.” I answered sadly cause Willow’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.
Celsius: This human needs to eat something
Loki: Agreed.
“So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?” she asked.
“Yah.” I said happily.
Dingo (imitating Ebony on her depressive tone) : ....And I'm looking better than you!
Loki: (laughs) This is amusing.
“I’m gong with Diabolo.”
Dingo: This gong would be different...
Ivy: Tell me about it.
Dingo: Maybe next time...
she anserred happily. Well anyway Draco and Diabolo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said ‘666’ on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson. Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower.
Celsius: I've got headache from these descriptions....
Loki: Perhaps some headache medicine will help?
Celsius: I'm afraid human medicines won't help on Spirits...
Dingo: Celsius. He is a God.
Ivy: The Norse Trickster God, to be exact.
Loki: I am flattered.
B’loody Mart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Dracola used to be called Navel but it tuned out dat he wasKidnapped at Birth and his real family were vampires.
They dyed in a car crash.
Dingo: I'm confused. Whose died in the car crash? His parents or his kidnappers?
Loki: Probably his parents.
Navel converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Slitherin now. He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Dracula now.
Dingo: Not too creative name for him.
Ivy: This idea of Harry Potter characters converting to Satanism is creeping me out.
Well anyway we al went 2 Draco’s black Mercy-Benz (geddit cuz wer gpffik)
Dingo: Because of Mercy?
Ivy: I think that's a short version of Mercedes-Benz.
that his dadLucian gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there…….I gapsed.
Celsius: I don't think goths are doing things like these ones...
Dingo: Neither, too.
Ivy: And they need to seek treatment for their drug addiction.
Loki: Luckily, we don't have narcotics in Asgard.
Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz.
Dingo: This "Helena" became TOO boring...
Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn’t Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. It was…….Vlodemort and da Death Deelers!
Ivy: It's a trap!
Dingo (laughs) : Death Dealers. It's funnier than Death Eaters XD.....
Loki: And probably ridiculous.
“U moronic idiots!” he shooted angstily. “Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed.
Celsius: But she even didn't tried to kill him...
And now……….I shall kill thou and Draco!”
Dingo: Yeah! Do it!
“No no please!” We begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Loki: (imitating Voldemort) First, I'm going to make you bleed!
Ivy: Loki, that's just disturbing.
Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away.
Dingo: What happened with Voldemort? He didn't try to attack the old man...
Loki: He's obviously to cowardly to fight.
Dingo: Great. Here is the man who wants to "kill" Harry Potter. How pitiful...
It was…………………………………DUMBLYDORE!
Ivy: I already figured that it was him.
Dingo: I presumed it. But Avril Lavigne isn't goth...
Ivy: I guess that's it for Chapter 17.
Loki: A clearly dreadful chapter.
